The lab boys are telling me I'm not supposed to influence the outcome of these tests, but I paid for the damn buffet, so I'm telling you that you're to dress in smokey BBQ when that option in the test occurs. You'll know what to do - the dip tubs are enormous.
Those of you that expressed a preference for boneless wings during the questionnaire portion have been singled out for advanced testing. You're going to help us find new ways to dress up A CHICKEN NUGGET, WHICH IS WHAT A BONELESS WING DAMN WELL IS
