Alright, so. Following yesterday's alleged 'outbursts,' I've been informed by the lab boys that I'm not to directly address test subjects again.
So congratulations! You've been reclassified as testing equipment. If one of you could sign your name as 'Stapler' it'd be a big help.
JAID JOHNSON HERE. MISSING A? MISSING A WHAT? HAHA, THAT'S A JOKE - YOU STILL RECOGNIZE THOSE, RIGHT? THAT'S DAMN GOOD NEWS, BECAUSE SHIT IN HERE IS RIDICULOUS.
