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im lov me wif
my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart
combination of gags here!
-stereotype that british people don’t season their food
-most preds swallow their prey without seasoning them, either (arguably, a lot of G/t vore also includes people eating off the floor???)
so painting that as being because they’re British, and “of course other preds use seasonings on their prey, it’s just that the English are profoundly weird about the way they do food”
this is because ALL of my shitposts are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT