• she/her

im lov me wif

my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart


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in reply to @VixieMoondew's post:

she's that bitch who can wear the shirts that stop three inches under the tits and still be able to tuck the fucking thing in. She wouldn't know thick if you hit her with a banana pudding. I bet she thinks cellulite is what you pack fragile stuff in boxes with. She don't gotta by plane tickets `cause she fits in the carry-on. I bet she didn't know XXL was anything more than a brand before she stepped into a wal-mart for the first time. She thinks "plus size" is Petite+. She didn't know pant sizes come in double digits. She thinks a double-d cups are battery powered coffee mugs. Thinks a booty shake is the way Jack Sparrow walks