Kobolds cutting off whatever their dragon is thinking about/doing/saying by aiming a laser pointer at the wall/floor nearby, making their dragon’s predator instincts kick in so they crash into it at mach 1

im lov me wif
my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart
Kobolds cutting off whatever their dragon is thinking about/doing/saying by aiming a laser pointer at the wall/floor nearby, making their dragon’s predator instincts kick in so they crash into it at mach 1
we cannot be held accountable for our actions on account of being a species comprised entirely of Just Little Guys You Wouldn't Hurt A Little Guy Would You C'mon Its Our Collective Birthdays
Every day is AT LEAST ONE KOBOLD'S birthday, nyaturally
This is why I am no longer allowed into Ikea
I'll ransack as many ikeas as it takes to deprive the entire U.S. of swedish meatballs, swedish furniture, and swedes