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im lov me wif

my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart



jaidamack
@jaidamack
F-Z-Blackheart
@F-Z-Blackheart asked:

Favorite Animal, Grey Foxes, go

THE GRAY FOX IS A MYTH woah, ahem, scuse me.

now you might be surprised just how many ways of different these guys are to your regular orange county fogs. the greyfax is actually a really, really, really old school beta version of the voops - they're such a old type of guy they're actually more closely related to the japanese tankinis, you know, the racket dogs with the really huge [MAGIC POUCHES]? goon fonts are less trangulated to your other types of high contrast fonts, but are otherwise mostly similar shapes. except for the eyes!! the grunt phones eyes don't have slit pupils, they've got oval pupils which are better for seeing the weight of hubris that man carries. also they got this cool black racing stripe that goes all the way down to the tip of their bushy bushy tail, so you can tell which direction they're running in a crowd. just like the types of fudges you find on the internet, their diet is 'any guys smaller than me' and 'anything else that fits in my mouth.' i think i seen a few of those cartoons when i was a kid. the ones that make you feel funny?? in the wild they compete for food with guys like wily croquettes and bombcats and those fights don't go so well for our little funks!! so they learn to be patient and pick the battles they can win. smart guys. anyway, that's why the great fords are bestfavourite animal okayBYE



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