• she/her

im lov me wif

my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart



Stylist: I'm just glad this dye doesn't stink!

Shyla: Yeah, I'm glad! Probably 'cuz it doesn't have any pneumonia in it.

Me: Oh, hey, we saw Pneumonia!

Stylist: I've never heard of it!

Me: It's about this not-a-girl who's also like, a dragon, a mouse, y'know, a shapeshifter.

Shyla: ...She means "Nimona."

Me: Well, I saw the Spanish version.


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