"What is the Elvish word for 'friend'?"
"'Mellon.'"
"No, no, you didn't let me finish. What is the Elvish word for 'friend with benefits'?"
"Elves don't make a distinction."

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"What is the Elvish word for 'friend'?"
"'Mellon.'"
"No, no, you didn't let me finish. What is the Elvish word for 'friend with benefits'?"
"Elves don't make a distinction."