me: if it’s expired it’s an offchilada
shyla: you don’t get dessert today

im lov me wif
my one brain cell is going stupid faster than you’ll ever be smart
me: if it’s expired it’s an offchilada
shyla: you don’t get dessert today
I want you to know I now use 'lov me wif' at my partner now too. It's your fault. Thank you.