pros:
- free rent
- free food
- free wifi
- don't gotta worry about bills
- damn, free everything? really?
- wait you don't even have to have a job anymore? holy shit
cons:
- you are shrunk to 2 inches tall (this may be a pro)
- you likely will be randomly stepped on (this may be a pro)
- if you are misplaced. uh. sorry? (this may be a pro)
- sometimes i talk to myself in echolalia fits. sorry i have autism
