thank you to @Coyotlito for giving me this silly idea :3

I'm Like if Samus was a Croc
Est. 2000 - — - Queer Entity 🏳️⚧️ - — - 🔞
🏴 The Scottish One 🏴
I do art sometimes
Roughly the size of a Large Automobile, if stood on its bumper. Only Kaiju or Critter sized sometimes.
I love retro games and systems, particular fondness for the N64 and SNES
I work a full-time job, so please bear with me
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thank you to @Coyotlito for giving me this silly idea :3
i genuinely thought this was a child in a fursuit for a minute and was like "wow spendy for a thing they'll grow right out of"
well i definitely had to treat him like a child to get those shirts on :P
oh you mean steve? no he's a red eared slider. i really need to get a bigger tank for him.
STEVE.
hes cute haha! from the way the lighting hit him he looked like a diamondback terrapin to me but those guys r so uncommon so i was curious.
Perfect comedic timing. Scrolling down the timeline and seeing those two images in order
earnest technical question: -can you-, if you know what you're doing, drop in on stairs? like, drop in directly into a firecracker or something?
(I know just enough skateboarding terminology to endanger myself >.>'')
you would need some serious gusto to hit a firecracker like that. maybe on a 3 stair or something but not a whole damn flight, that seems crazy
On the bright side, him dropping from the railing is better than being thrown off from hitting a banister, heh heh... 😅
I'm not helping my case, am I? That Lucario plush is awesome though!
his ass got sent down the whole flight. i bet he launched forward the second those wheels touched the first stair