I am emotionally devastated, and about to be physically too. I made a number of high-risk wagers with a variety of dom(mes) and I intend to fulfil everyone. Scotland has made it to group qualification three times over the course of the Euros, Germany has won the euros three times over.
I'm about to become an amateur porn star (again) and get practice drawing porn. We've also got three more matches, the next in five days, and after that its single-elimination knockouts. So UEFA has a chance of getting spicier.