intentionally pronouncing "gyro" incorrectly and keeping a comprehensive spreadsheet of all the people who correct me

intentionally pronouncing "gyro" incorrectly and keeping a comprehensive spreadsheet of all the people who correct me
Um excuse me but it's not pronounced gyro, it's pronounced gyro
And don't even get me STARTED on people pronouncing it gyro!
(Gyros are my favorite food, it really does invite a lot of pronunciation correction for some reason lol)
There's a place near me whose ads for years ended with the owner saying in his very heavy greek accent "No gyros. Yeeros"