least favorite brand of terminally online ironic sentiment is probably "lampshade-hanging the confrontational mode social media has manufactured for me so i may continue to be addicted to it uncritically".
you've seen these posts, they're like "i can't believe this website is free" and "lmao look at this dogshit, i am never logging off".
how about you do, though. how about you do log off. how about that. talk a walk. eat some baby carrots. if you wish to remain friends with me, you will do this.
