i feel like i'm supposed to be cynical about illumination entertainment movies on principal, but come on...
i don't give a crystal shit if it's bad actually, this movie is going to make me so cringe

i feel like i'm supposed to be cynical about illumination entertainment movies on principal, but come on...
i don't give a crystal shit if it's bad actually, this movie is going to make me so cringe
In the future, we will all have our fifteen minutes of laser-guided pandering.
if i had gone to see the mario movie and this trailer played before it i would have been too distracted to enjoy the mario movie
I cannot stress how blithely amused I am that a full fifty percent of this trailer is Illumination begging you to remember who they are before a single duck appears.