pain lollipop™

pain lollipop™
The base damage is low, but it makes up for it with high fire damage
Looks safe. Portable panini press? Electric cattle branding iron? Prop from ill-fated sequel to the famous safety video: "High Five With Danger"?
Wow, that's very object! Um, I guess good for...general...burninating?
Physical Damage: 38-96 (augmented)
Critical Strike Chance: 7.86% (augmented)
Attacks per Second: 1.43 (augmented)
Weapon Range: 11
Requirements:
Level: 28
Str: 51
Int: 51
16% increased Elemental Damage (implicit)
20% increased Physical Damage
Adds 11 to 30 Physical Damage
30% increased Fire Damage
19% increased Attack Speed
31% increased Critical Strike Chance
Adds 4 to 7 Fire Damage to Attacks with this Weapon per 10 Strength
"A sprinkle of liquid encouragement is often required to garnish the perfect confession."
This would be genuinely useful for shaping thermoform plastic sheet without a big fucking oven
handheld personal heater, for those cold days when you really trust your dexterity.
I don't know what this is meant for but it looks like it would be useful for activating shrink-wrap around large things like when they wrap up boats for off-season. Or maybe wraps around scaffolding when repairing Things That Weather will Bother.