in the vein of "metroidvania" or "soulsbourne", defined by the following genre conventions
- you can only play it once
- if it's spoiled, the game is ruined
- the only way to re-experience it is by proxy, so PLEASE play it bro, you HAVE to play it and let me watch, i do so much for you and ask so little in return i am BEGGING you bro, please please PLEASE, if you hate it i will PERSONALLY refund you, but you won't, you'll love it, please bro, PLEA
i keep getting anecdotal replies from people about how they were annoyed by pushy friends who talked about these games too much, and it feels a little like they want me to stand in for them and apologize for their behavior, and i'm not going to do that! i'm not sorry your friends annoyed you, it's not my responsibility to be sorry for that :) i'm not sorry that happened to you


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