my six-year-old nephew asked me why my phone doesn't have pokémon go and i started telling him about ebird. he could not have been more bored by my shameful response.
he then went on to teach me his hypothesis that if you cut your arm off, and then cut your disembodied arm in half, and then cut half of your disembodied arm into another half and proceded in that sequence indefinitely, you would eventually split an atom and it would cause a huge explosion.
