website duck. 32-years-old. otherkin.


Webster
@Webster

i'm one of those lame elderly fuckos that learned what "goncharov" meant by hearing it enough times that i had to google it and read a new york post vertical for grandpas. i am now in the same age demographic as people who have to do research to maintain cool uncle status.


Webster
@Webster

this isn't the first time i had this realization. in 2018 my dad asked my younger cousin "what is fortnite?" and i was too humiliated to admit that i, too, had to have this explained to me.


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