full-quack webbed developer

coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.

Have you talked with the mayor yet?

I love the view from this terrace. You can see the whole city.

I ran out of potions! It's a good thing the Potion Store's just up ahead.

Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!

I heard there are bandits in the forest south of town!

Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.

Things haven't been the same since that cloaked figure arrived at court...

Every time we clear out a rat’s nest from the sewers, more come back!

Heh heh heh. My ring of teleporation is buried behind the third gravestone, nice and saf-
Oh, hello there! Have a good day!

Confound that thief! I spent my last coin on that bat guano.

Now I'll never finish that spell in time...

My cousin was chased by a pack of River Lynxes when he passed through the forest last week. Scary! I heard they fear lightning, though...

When i’m feeling under the weather i just have a POTION! Miss Marianne sells ‘em at her shop!

I've been practicing my poker face, but I just can't beat that kid in the park. I wonder if he's cheating somehow...

Not so fast! This way is blocked, and no one can get through. If only someone had some way to move large rocks?

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