some guy: "i made a way to add a little functionality to websites :) look, if i click this button, it changes a color! hehe! i'm thinking of calling it javascript!"
some other guy: "this should become so integrated into our lives that if it disappeared overnight everything would implode."
one day someone will invent way to make get or post http calls from within html the way you need fetch or xmlhttprequest or whatever and then we will be free
good thing javascript isn't also handling those requests server-side, right?
my hot take: css and javascript cover for the cowardice of those who add features to html
