website duck. 32-years-old. otherkin.


cishet men with "good gaydar": i'm just saying we all saw ryan gosling's mustache in nice guys.

gay millennials: they brought stuffed mushrooms to the permaculture guild meet-up and said they had some extra native ornamental grasses in their subaru forester for those that wanted them. they were wearing high tops, pajama pants, a kate bush "the sensual world" t-shirt, and their twin peaks tote bag had a button pin that said "mothman ate my entire ass at denny's". they looked like they hadn't slept in a few days and they were very polite when i recounted an oral history of australia's great emu war for 30 uninterrupted minutes, but i didn't get too casual with them because i don't want to misread the situation and have an act of violence done against me.


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Me noticing someone who's turned away from me: I can feel the vibrations in the earth, the pulse in the air, the tune carried from their walk. Their movements sing a beautiful song, a melody even, and it tells of one story. They are gay as hell and can't even hide it from me, supernatural gaydar detective Hercule Scruffot.

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