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i love the adjective "proverbial". it's only ever deployed on nouns that we already assumed were proverbial.

"the star wars prequels were a train wreck."

oh the humanity! were there any survivors?

"no, sorry, they were a proverbial train wreck."

jesus christ, thanks for the clarification, i was so nervous.

even better is when it's used halfway through a coloquialism. "it was lightning in a proverbial bottle". wait so was the lightning... not also proverbial? the bottle is a metaphor, but the lightning it contains is real, non-metaphorical lightning? are you sure it wasn't proverbial lightning in a proverbial bottle? please clarify

"veritable" also doesn't get off the hook. you can't fool me, i can tell when you just want your sentence to have extra Latin.


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