internal monogue: date is going well, just don't let them find out you're a duck
me: yes i'll have a kiddie pool full of pond water with some cracked corn in it
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in reply to @Webster's post:
Date's internal monologue: I think this is a duck but... I can't be entirely sure of it waiter comes with bowl of peas You: sounds of eviscerating peas
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