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eggbug has 4 legs, and
2 arms
spears of watermelon with a drizzle of lime juice and a sprinkle of tajin is my favorite dessert right now, it's soooo goooooodddd
you really do get my highlight reel. my mind is ceaselessly trying to come up with bits and almost all of them are terrible. i just saw a digiorno pizza and thought "that's italian for 'the giorno'."