tip for seafarers: you will not get busted for chumming if you gasp and shout "my chum!" as it's thrown off the boat
bro one: dude, isn't it most excellent being in the town square?
bro two: it's like a marketplace but like... for ideas. a most sacred place to be.
bro one: couldn't have said it better myself, dude. but do you know what would make it even better?
both in unison: sex robots! air guitar riff
in line for a TSA check and a jovial, extroverted airport ops agent has announced to the room that we're "being way too quiet for a crowd of this size" and began trying to get everyone to join in a round of Sweet Caroline.
he has a sick reference to "austin powers in goldmember" to make so he's now querying a segment of the queue as to whether they have seen it
in line for a TSA check and a jovial, extroverted airport ops agent has announced to the room that we're "being way too quiet for a crowd of this size" and began trying to get everyone to join in a round of Sweet Caroline.
i am avoiding eye contact so he doesn't try to interact with me
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