website duck. 32-years-old. otherkin.


if i ever tell you to touch grass a monoculture lawn does NOT count!

touching grasses should be native to your local habitat. wild grasses are preferred, but native ornamentals grown in xeriscaped yards will be accepted until further notice.

invasive wetland reed grasses such as phragmites australis and reed canary grass are also discouraged.



cain
@cain

oh no! looks like you're SUPER behind on your tickets. can you find a way to complete them all before the project deadline?

TO DO
good job :)
Change zap.Error to use zonk.Error
EGB-201
Update fields for purchasing error
EGB-202
Finalize offboarding for security team downsize
EGB-203
Fix bug where page starts rotating when view payments button is pressed
EGB-204
Update T&C page with v8.2 from copywriting team
EGB-205
Research into Stripe integration
EGB-206
Fix bug where monthly payments double-bill on leap years
EGB-207
Resize images for upcoming marketing campaign
EGB-208
Show confetti on user's birthday
EGB-209
(URGENT) Make user phone number selectable through color picker
EGB-210
Fix bug where tickets keep disappearing
EGB-211
Create AWS admin role for new HR intern
EGB-212
Investigate Jira logs to find who's deleting tickets
EGB-213
Shopping cart purchasing error
EGB-214
Change number field to type number
EGB-215
URGENT!!! FIND WHO'S DELETING TICKETS
EGB-216
Accomodation booking popup
EGB-217
API testig ticket 3 (ingore)
EGB-218
Add progress bar for page load
EGB-220
Optimize user detail page tabination
EGB-221
Finalize offboarding for development team
EGB-222
Finalize offboarding for QA team
EGB-223
Finalize offboarding for HR team
EGB-224
Finalize offboarding for Design team
EGB-225
Finalize offboarding for Legal team
EGB-226
Finalize offboarding for executives
EGB-227
Pay out severance for employees
EGB-228
File for bankruptcy
EGB-229


Webster
@Webster

the word "rewind" is fascinating to me because it's an example of a semantic change in my lifetime. it used to refer to literally winding a tape back around a cassette reel, but now it just means "go back".

when someone says to "rewind" a youtube video i get to imagine that videos and songs on the internet are wound around a spool. i think that's neat.


micolithe
@micolithe

My operating systems and data structures professor tried to tell us that netflix had a big storage silo and all the films they stream were on magnetic tape and if you clicked on the play button on Elf starring Will Ferrell there was a mechanical arm that would go find the magnetic tape for Elf starring Will Ferrell and would read it sequentially and send you the bits.

Now, I'm no data center expert but I'm PRETTY sure that's not true and we basically all knew it.


Webster
@Webster

this would be a very funny way to answer the "how would you make netflix" system design interview question though


 
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