Webster Leone

it's always "adversarial DM" but never adversarial players. what's up with that

I have yet to meet a player that hasn't done something to destroy my plans with a single breath. Half the time it's a joke that ends up irrevocably altering the path of the campaign.

That’s role-playing games babeeeee

another day at the human exhibit in the alien zoo. the visitors keep telling me to throw things. "throw something," they'll say. "it's literally your only special ability." the only enrichment in my enclosure is a tube of tennis balls. hate it here

"show us your freaky shoulder anatomy," they scream. I do an Elvis-style 360 degree arm rotation. I mimic a baseball pitch. One of the Gorphlaxian children is throwing up.

(John Constable, 1836)