and zach callison as…link!

and zach callison as…link!
Okay but imagining him as a Link who speaks (and sings!) is bringing me SO much joy. It would make people SO mad. The announcement trailer would have a bodycount from people getting so tilted that their vertebral arteries pop like overfilled water balloons. Riots would be assured, with public beheadings a distinct possibility. Shigeru Miyamoto would have to live out the remainder of his life in hiding
it’d be fuckin wonderful dude. he’s in a dungeon like “hmm. need to figure out how to raise this water level” and then someone watching the movie does seppuku