You’re standing in line waiting to get your copy of Halo 3 autographed by the Arbiter (he’s real). How are you asking him to personalize it?
i walk up to thel, he looks up and his face immediately softens as a bartender who knows you. i hand him the 360 copy of halo 3 and ask if he can sign the inside. he opens it and sees a ring taped to the inside. he was expecting a proposal, but not here and not like this. doubt floods his face before a giant smile appears on his mandibles. he runs around the table and gives me a huge hug, hurting my spine pretty bad, and says “YES WILLOW! YES! OF COURSE YES!” three months later he’s called off the engagement because it doesn’t feel right and he felt pressured to say yes. we break up. years later we meet at a bar and he tells me he always regretted how things went. i leave with my husband halfjaw and all three of us feel really weird about it