me, age 4, watching batman the animated series: "yes, of course, the white hair, the minty fresh blue tint of his left half, this man unequivocally lives up to his namesake: toothpaste."
me, age 4, watching batman forever: "very bizarre that they made toothpaste purple. i have never seen purple toothpaste before. perhaps, as i am merely 4, this is because i have only just now been introduced to the world of toothpastes. i trust the filmmaker implicitly. at some juncture in my life, i will know toothpaste which looks like this."
