discovered, after i arrived home from work, that greg had knocked a little thing of teriyaki sauce off my desk and onto my xbox controller. this motherfucker is COATED in teriyaki. it’s fuckin comical the amount of teriyaki there is all over this thing. it’s got a new layer. it’s got a fucking Shell. it’s physically notably larger than it was before. yes i know this is my fault for leaving the little teriyaki thing. don’t tell me that
