willow

@Willow

belle of the haters’ ball. colorado

the french refer to death as “the crazy huge cum”

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I keep re reading this trying to figure what French phrase you’re referencing and I’m coming up short lmao

referring to orgasm as "the little death" (le petit mort), presumably

Aahhhh, forgot about that phrase lmao

i’ve been making this joke for fifteen goddamn years and it’s finally getting severals and i’m so fucking pleased

Um, ackshually, it's "la petite mort", as "mort" is feminine 🤓☝️/j

that's true

le mort royale

Actually laughed out loud in bed. This was a fantastic start to my day~thank you

my friend peek tweeted this joke at me last year

the big orgasm

le petit mort means 'the small dead man'

lol thats ok. same to you

Ahhh so this is what that noodle thing was about

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