• YE GUILTY

belle of the haters’ ball. colorado


slimelia
@slimelia

once a month i have a day where i'm like "i should start a webcomic" and today is that day this month.

folks, i cannot draw


slimelia
@slimelia
Image description 4-panel comic featuring two armless blob people. One blob person is drooling, the other has a solitary curly hair on their head. Panel 1 reads: Droolblob - "the problem with the internet these days is-" Curlblob - "not enough holes to fuck" Droolblob - "not enough holes to fuck yes thats right" Curlblob - "of course" Droolblob - "of course"

Panel 2 reads:
Droolblob - "so-"
Curlblob - "so what we need to do is make more holes to fuck"
Droolblob - "dude can you fuckin... can you let me finish?"
Curlblob - "ok sorry"
Droolblob - "never mind you already said it"
Curlblob - "...sorry. anyway lemme see what i can do"
Droolblob - "...???"

Panel 3 is large text that simply reads "later :)"

Panel 4 features the same two blobs, now with a hole on the ground in front of them. It is as wide as their bodies. This panel reads:
Droolblob - "is this a hole to fuck"
Curlblob - "yeah lol"
Droolblob - "where'd you get this?"
Curlblob - "hole shop"
Droolblob - "not a place but ok"
Curlblob - "so what do you think?"
Droolblob - "why is it so wide. how are you going to fuck it"
Curlblob - "yeah u gotta take a LOT of chode pills"
Droolblob - "not a thing but ok"


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in reply to @slimelia's post:

I wasted my life learning to draw for my comics and have nothing to show for it. You should not learn to draw. You should learn how to position already made assets like sprites from video games. Comics are basically books but you replace the narrator with simple images to direct the eye. It's not complicated. If you want it to be truly great and all original you should have a larger team than one person to make it. The big comics that make money have teams. The exceptions have people who die young from over work. Don't over work. I want to read your scripts.

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