oh geez, just heard the news out of vancouver. ryan reynolds was torched to death by a beam of light from the heavens. yeah the report described him as being “only carbon now” which strikes me as a little insensitive but i guess that’s the modern world for you.
reposting the carbon post because i’m bored and i like attention. i’m allowed. people at my job say “i’m only carbon now” because i put it into the air there at some point
