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belle of the haters’ ball. colorado


iliana
@iliana
Hiking polesWalking stick
+ Lightweight
+ Sleek and modern
+ Consistent
+ Quadruped gait
+ Great for hikers incapable of turning into a wolf or hawk
Look like an REI North Faced dweeb
No magic powers
Not suitable for Balrog country
Some poles are not usable by fae with geasa against touching cold iron or similar metallurgic atrocities
Everyone on the trail will know you're a swagless mortal
They'll be like "bro has this guy ever even beheld the runes? lmao"
+ Traditional look and feel
+ Highly personalizable
+ Ideal for wizards and druids
+ Can produce light for night hikes (if you are a wizard or druid)
+ Tripedal gait (but you can shapeshift so who cares)
Heavier
Less ergonomic
Special permit needed in some states (check with local wizard tower or licensing department)
Basically no other downsides???

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