i eat a super mushroom from mario and immediately whack my head on the low ceiling so hard the doctors have to invent “Concussion 2”
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obtaining a concussion 2 after I eat the tall mushroom from mario maker and becoming so hideous that EMTs refuse to help
inventing a new business power move where you take just a nibble of a mini mushroom before an important meeting, throwing your opponent off balance when they see you’re about two inches shorter this time. this has never once been successful for me and i try it every time