willow

Uh, dad, it would basically not be cool to weaponize, uh, the Xenomorph.

you die. you’re at the pearly gates. and saint peter says “so we noticed you used a lot of half stars rating movies,”

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When the stars start to shine,
And they do so four times,
That's a mo-vie
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When you rate above fine,
Av'rage, mode, all aligned,
That's a mo-vie
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