the redacted report aesthetic of the godzilla 2014 credits is waaaaay fucking funnier ten years later when those movies are about how everyone just knows that hollow earth is real and they have podcasts about it
“Hush!” said Owl to Eeyore.
“Hush!” said Eeyore in a terrible voice to all Rabbit’s friends-and-relations, and “Hush!” they said hastily to each other all down the line, until it got to the last one of all. And the last and smallest friend-and-relation was so upset to find that the whole Expotition was saying “Hush!” to him, that he buried himself head downwards in a crack in the ground, and stayed there for two days until the danger was over, and then went home in a great hurry, and lived quietly with his Aunt ever-afterwards. His name was Alexander Beetle.
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