is whether “drunkenly making out with your friends” is above or below “feeling the bass in your ribcage.” they just both seem so critically important

we could’ve made them anything but we made them look like gus. now there’s gusbots everywhere. what a hassle
probably its urethral sphincters, if I had to guess. Yeah the gusbots also inherited gus's leaky pisser. Which is a real shame. What's that? Oh, yeah, the gusbots do have penises, maybe I should have led with that
haha man i bet it sucks when bad things happen to you. but i wouldn’t know! pretty much it’s only been easy for this guy. again though it sounds pretty shitty