willow

(hitman places little taxidermied squirrel with a bomb inside on the forest floor) excellent work, 47. by dawn the owls of ga’hoole will have a new legend to tell.

now everybody from the pee cum pee put your mother fuckin hands up and swallow me

simpsons episode where homer makes a dating tape for flanders on at the pizza shop. flanders has a fuckin twelve incher in the shower shot. of course we all could have intuited this before