my boss stole1 a ham from the [REDACTED]'s office but now we're trying to figure out how to heat it up without tipping people off to Ham Theft
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not technically stealing, but it was definitely intended for [REDACTED] (who get paid a lot fuckin more than us) to eat so who give a shit
boss is hungry
it's my lunchtime
that's why i eat ham
on the company's dime
false alarm, sorry. i know you guys are here for this fast paced and tense ham-related drama
