im a level 60 dragon i drop all the cool good badass loot good luck trying to take me out
y'know those roguelikes where you can attempt to fight the shopkeep and they're the hardest fight in the game?
I'm the reverse of that I'm the optional superboss you can choose to buy stuff from instead
"You realize I'm probably going to use all this OP gear to take you down, right?"
"Do you honestly think me foolish enough to sell you things that work against me?"
I sell all the stuff optimized for fighting huge big beasts and then when you fight me I turn into my anthro form and fight you as an agile, unpredictable duelist
My boss theme has a guitar melody that invokes dark souls plin plin plon levels of trauma in people who manage to beat me
