zhe 3am yinglet urge to skitter about at night, make unnerving noises and steal food
like a gremlin youd tell stories about to scare children
remember: always befriend zhe nocturnal beasties zhat haunt your house, zhey might bring you squares of chocolate and let you pet zhem
im zhe monster zhat lives under your bed, but only cause im skittish and its a nice cosy nook to hide in. im easily lured out wizh cheese
-hears murmurings about cheese from various dark corners and groggily gets up and stumbles to the kitchen, pulling out a bag of shredded cheese, dropping it on the floor, then stumbles back to bed-