Elder god worshiped by a seclusive cult, but turns out it's just because the god has a good inclusivity policy and socialized healthcare.
Folks investigating the cult start going missing, but only because they uncovered the truth and actually quite fancy it themselves.
Every so often I'll just start daydreaming different variations of "but what if the otherworldly horror just wanted to adopt me as a pet 🥰"
even when they are Euclid-complete as Ink is here
(🎨NX42)