E'veryn: Hey, Thancred. Why did the chocobo cross the road?
Thancred: To get to the other side?
E'veryn: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Thancred: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
E'veryn: To get to the idiot’s house.
Thancred: ...Ok?
Y'shtola: Hey, Thancred. Knock knock.
Thancred: No.
Y'shtola: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Thancred: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Y'shtola: The chocobo.
Thancred:
Y'shtola:
E'veryn:
Thancred: Listen here you little shites-
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