Wobbly Python

In America it's impossible to get real health Care without a referral to the correct type of specialist. And honestly that seems like exactly the sweetest tier of doctorhood. I would absolutely be living in financial comfort if all I had to do was extort people for millions of dollars at a time while providing no actual help and instead sloughing off the responsibility onto some other dude.

"Oh yeah that's a cold going around". "Yep your foot sure seems to hurt let me get you to the foot guy who wouldn't see you until you saw and paid me". "Oh haha no I can't do anything about that myself but I can get you on to a waiting list for 12 to 15 months for the guy who can!" -statements by the useless and deranged.

What an absolute and beautiful racket that must be to be part of. I bet I could do that without any actual training whatsoever. Like I don't think I'd even need to be able to write prescriptions I'm basically just a secretary. Mark off the part of the body that's giving you discomfort and I'll write you a letter of recommendation to a specialist that will then take care of that part of the body specifically. That'll be $50,000 thank you, please ache again owo teehee.

Oh no I'm not specialized enough to diagnose or treat any of the discomfort or horrible pain that you may be experiencing. You better believe I'm going to bill your insurance like I am though. OH YOU HAVE NO INSURANCE THAT JUST MEANS I'M GONNA BILL EVEN HARDER! Okay fine you big whiner have an over the counter to antibiotic that I've Upcarged you five times for.

#american healthcare #US healthcare #fuck the us healthcare system though