My parents: We love your beard! It goes so well with your now short hair.
Me: hahahaha Thanks!
My beard: exists because I am too cheap/poor to afford razors, and looks scragally AF

Tech Warlock
Weird dude who makes weird things.
Part of the Swamp, Part of the Krewe
My parents: We love your beard! It goes so well with your now short hair.
Me: hahahaha Thanks!
My beard: exists because I am too cheap/poor to afford razors, and looks scragally AF