Molly

The claim has been steaked

It's a normal opinion to have

"wow, whole restaurant having a Normal one rn" I mumble to myself as the waiter brings me my kangaskhan filet

eeveelution is a form of self preservation, they know they taste better normal so they evolve out of normal status to survive.

fighting type pokemon are strong against meat pokemon because they beat them up like rocky to train

what will you do if the answer is yes

Get her ass

yeah porygon is candy on the outside with steak in the center like a meat tootsie pop

Porygon has the texture of marzipan and tastes like putting a nine-volt on your tongue and you're saying to me that's meat? This is just "well technically tomato is a fruit" again

Google "formed meat" (don't do this) and you'll understand how meat can be the shapes of parts of porygon

are the other types of pokémon not made of meat

I have to admit that imagining Ditto wobbling around like that and taking all the different shapes while being made entirely of flowing meat on the inside raises its horror value significantly

This thing looks like it's made partially of tacos and therefore is meat.

you can't tell from the outside but smoliv is stuffed with a sort of lechonk prosciutto

This completely disregards the fact that pokemon are all made of cake and fondant. The types are just different base flavours. Normal, for example, is just the pokemon world's 'original' flavour