I can't remember if I already laughed about this on here, but one of my housemates recently described me as being like a ghost in our house
And I think she meant it in a mostly negative way, like I barely act like I live here and she wants to make sure things are okay when I basically don't exist for a month straight, but I took it as an absolute positive (I care far more about not getting in other people's way than I do about being actively helpful or whatever), but also I think it's kinda hilarious.
I'm like the world's worst poltergeist. "oooOOOooo someone used a baking tray" "the house is haunted, our dishwasher's emptied itself!"